We will bury you!
– Nikita Khrushchev (deceased 9/11/71)
Just when you think he’s finally dead, you know?
Then Boom Boom out go the lights . . .
Take it from Gorby. A dragon’s better dead than red.
Mount Tamalpais – the “Sleeping Princess”
Rubedo Woman
Come on baby take a chance with us and
meet me at the back of the blue bus
doin’ a [...]
By WILLIAM McCALL, Associated Press Writer — 36 mins ago
TUALATIN, Ore. – A man opened fire with a rifle Tuesday at a drug-testing laboratory in suburban Portland, killing one woman and wounding two other people before fatally shooting himself, police said.
By DENA POTTER, Associated Press Writer — 34 mins ago
RICHMOND, Va. – Virginia’s governor refused [...]
Satan has Texas
– Daniel Johnston
illustration: The Spearhead
In concluding The Shriver Report: A Woman’s Nation Changes Everything, neogoddess Maria Shriver commands:
As we move into this phase we’re calling a woman’s nation, women can turn their pivotal role as wage-earners, as consumers, as bosses, as opinion-shapers, as co-equal partners in whatever we do into a potent force [...]
FORT COLLINS, Colo. – Authorities are carrying out an intense ground search for a 6-year-old boy who was thought to be in a balloon that floated away from a Colorado home. The boy was not in the balloon when it landed, and his fate or whereabouts were not immediately clear.
Run, son, ruuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnn!!!!
And don’t look back [...]
River rose all day, the river rose all night
some people got lost in the flood
some people got away all right
River busted through clear down to Plaquemines
six feet of water in the streets of Evangeline
(R. Newman)
Parish of Plaquemines, LucyAnna, where they left Captain America’s holey body in the roadside ditch as a warning, like witnesses dead-on-display at [...]
And all this science, I don’t understand
It’s just my job five days a week
Apollo 11 astronaut Buzz (“yeeee-haaaa”) Aldrin — sober for thirty years btw, so no more bzzzzz jokes – recently remarked of the Monolith on Phobos, one of Mars’ two moons, that “God put it there.”
Eh, Buzzster? The ‘Monolith’ thang . . . not really common currency, y’know?
The [...]
Neighborly Donation: E.S. Annie
Aaaaaannd down the stretch they fly! It’s CHICAGO DOG inside on the rail, gaining fast on the Redline Streak, DANGER DOG!
Turns out the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile, latterly seen penetrating some guy’s garage, was created and based in Chicago.
Today (7/21, so 7/7/7, a triplicate) NORAD deployed over the Chicago area in “direct response to the 9-1-1 airplane hijackings.” The exercise [...]
Last Friday the Oscar Mayer (OM) Wienermobile raped the garage of one Nick Krupp in Racine (Ra-seen) city, in the moo-state of Wisconsin.
Police said the driver was trying to turn the Wienermobile around in the driveway and thought she was moving in reverse. But she instead went forward and hit the home.
Back before J.F.K. was bled-out, [...]
The boy cried out/gaily from the ground/at the joy/of something he had found
(Dan and Catherine Peek)
Some of you Punishment Gluttons recall this re-run ottie click. This isn’t one of Annie’s autistic sons, but last week the re-verb sounded on her porch, with robin eggs aligned harmonic, blue as new eyes.
Right on the edge of hatchtime, seems Mama Robin vamoosed [...]
For who hath despised the day of small things? for they shall rejoice, and shall see the plummet in the hand of Zerubbabel with those seven. (Zechariah 4:10)
AF’s latest highlights the District of Columbia’s subway system, featuring the Red Line running along the Roslyn MaryLand border. AF and Egg Salad Annie saw MedUSA in the system layout — tho typically [...]
